If Day 6 was crying with a side of laughter, Day 7 of PBB Collab Edition 3.0 (October 30, 2026) was laughter with a side of screaming. Almost the whole episode was one long scare. Here are the PBB Collab 3.0 funny moments from Day 7, with timestamps. The birthday girls’ story is in the Lans and Shea post, the scream-meter scorecard is in the Day 7 roundup, and Bela’s item from home is in the Bela post. This one is just for the laughs.
1. “In my hometown, handsome is very rare” (1:05)
It was barely morning and Bela already had a hirit. “All of you is so handsome,” she told the boys, then explained that good-looking guys are rare in her hometown. Someone told her to just bring Anthony home. Her counter-offer: “Can I bring you all?” In Japan, she added, all her co-workers are older. So that explains it.
The most honest compliment in the house. No filter, no hiya, all heart.
2. “Nananggal tayo?” (8:58)
Kuya explained to Lans and Shea that they would be “aswang na aswang,” stuck together as one. When they asked about their position, someone joked, “Nananggal tayo.” Nope. Separating was not allowed. A manananggal joke, shut down by the rules.
If there were a PBB dictionary, “aswang na aswang” should already be in it.
3. Cianne and the “dalawang zombie” (11:59)
Cianne was the first victim. “Sabi ko na eh!” (I knew it!) Then she asked the aswang, “Kakagatin niyo ba?” (Are you going to bite?) She said she got chased by “zombies, dalawang zombie.” And the most dramatic line afterward: she was sad that her friends had turned into that.
Full serving and full drama. She started the night exactly the right way.
4. “Tao lang kayo” and the aswang who needs an iron (13:11)
Bela screamed, then immediately took it back: “Hindi ako matatakutin talaga, Kuya.” (I’m really not easily scared.) She kept repeating, “Tao lang kayo. Tao lang kayo.” (You’re just people.) Then came her review of the aswang: “You are so naughty. But I like your hair.” She told Kuya they needed a bath or a plantsa. Her confidence after all that? “Kung hindi ako ginulat, Kuya, baka 10 sana ‘to. Charot.”
The housemate who gave beauty tips to an aswang. This is Bela on a whole new level.
5. “I’m not checking that box” (14:29)
In the confession room, Anthony admitted it: “I was super scared.” What was that, a demon? Zombies? His final decision: he is never looking in that box again. “Bye-bye, guys.”
The 6’1″ “small tree” from Day 2, beaten by two girls in a box. We love it.
6. Calix holds in his scream (14:55)
Calix was clearly shocked, but he didn’t scream. The voice-over itself asked, “Naku, bakit ka nagpigil ng sigaw, Calix?” No serving. That pageant composure didn’t help the handa at all.
Pageant rampa face even in front of an aswang. Respect, pero gutom na ang party.
7. “Don’t look in the boxes” (15:46)
Nicole, the house’s resident British accent, just walked past the big box. “What are you doing?!” In the confession room, she told the whole story with British flavor: “Them boxes jump up.” Her advice to the world: “Don’t look in the boxes.” She also claimed the aswang had wings.
The official tagline of Day 7. We’re putting this on a t-shirt.
8. “Tumitira ba ang aswang sa loob ng box?” (16:46)
Gehlee, who was racing a time limit, kept asking “Asan na ‘yung? Asan na ‘yung?” while the aswang blocked her way. “Umusod kayo!” (Move over!) In the confession room, she asked the question nobody can answer: “Tumitira ba ang aswang sa loob ng box?” (Do aswang live inside boxes?) Then she admitted, “Hindi pa ako nagiging aswang.”
The cutest reaction of the night. Natakot, natawa, and she still asked about the lore.
9. “Naka-contacts pa” (19:13)
Mikee yelled at the two: “Ano ba kayong dalawa? Aray ko!” But once she got to the confession room, it turned into a production design review: “Naka-contacts pa. In fairness, may effort.” The architect noticed the details right away.
Only Mikee would rate the costume while still shaking in fear.
10. “Dalawang kambal lang pala” (21:02)
Jeo reported to Kuya: “Kuya, may dalawang kambal.” Then he realized it was “dalawang kambal lang pala,” just a pair of twins. They weren’t human, he said. “Itim na ang mukha nila, Kuya. Kailangang maligo.”
The second housemate to say they needed a bath. Lans and Shea, are you listening?
11. “One of the most intense scares of my life” (22:04)
Robbie was the last victim, and he gave a full serving. “Whoa! Oh my god! Nagulat ako sa inyong dalawa. Grabe. Wild.” In the confession room, he said it was one of the most intense scares of his entire life. That’s a big scream from a guy who was doing freestyle rap on Day 4.
We did not expect Robbie to be the closing act of the scare night. But it was perfect.
12. The aswang kitchen (25:25)
For part two, Lans and Shea had to stay in aswang mode while serving the other housemates. So in the kitchen, you had two silent aswang cooking fried rice while being asked how much soy sauce to add. “Ewan ko kung natatakot pa ba sila o pinagti-tripan na lang kami.” (I don’t know if they’re still scared or just messing with us.) Someone even asked, “What is the meaning of ‘ra’? Yes or no?”
The weirdest cooking show on Pinoy TV. Watch the full clip.
Our ranking: top 3 PBB Collab 3.0 funny moments Day 7
- “Kailangan nila ng ligo or plantsa.” Bela, giving beauty tips to an aswang.
- “Dalawang kambal lang pala.” Jeo’s review, Yelp-style.
- “Hindi pa ako nagiging aswang.” Gehlee’s lore question.
What we noticed: on Day 7, the aswang weren’t the funny part. The reactions were. Every housemate had their own way of being scared, and that’s where you really see who they are.
Which one is your favorite?
From Bela’s “Tao lang kayo” to Nicole’s “Don’t look in the boxes,” Day 7 is the funniest day of the season so far. Go back to the Day 6 funny moments, and watch the scare compilation if you still need more laughs.
Read next
- The full story of the day: Day 7 Roundup: Who Screamed at the Aswang na Aswang? The Housemate Scorecard and Kuya’s Extra Blocks
- New sa Collab format? Read the PBB Collab Edition explainer.
- Kilalanin ang lahat ng housemates sa Housemates hub.
