Here are the PBB Collab 3.0 funny moments from Day 2 (October 25, 2026), the first night of the 16 housemates in Kuya’s new house. They hadn’t even memorized each other’s names yet, but the laughs came right away. If you want the full story of that night, check our first night recap and the house tour post. This one is purely for the comedy, with timestamps so you can rewatch easily.
1. “You’re like a small tree” (1:36)
In the elevator alone, someone already asked how tall Anthony is. “6’1″,” he answered. The reaction: “You’re like a small tree.” Instant tawanan. And it didn’t stop there: someone said he was one of the “full-blooded Filipino hybrids,” a handsome “rare species.” “Rare species?” Anthony shot back, laughing.
The first joke of the season, and it landed on exactly the right person. Anthony didn’t get pikon, he even played along. That’s the kind of housemate who’s easy to love. Full story dito: Unang Gabi sa Bahay ni Kuya.
2. The Tagalog test nobody passed (5:06)
“Teach me Tagalog,” someone asked the group, so they got handed one really hard word: “nakakapagpabagabag.” Everyone tried, and everyone got it wrong. “Nakakapagpagabag.” “Nakakapagpakagabag.” The voice-over’s verdict: “Guys, none of you got it right.” Even Anthony couldn’t stop laughing.
A reminder that Tagalog is genuinely hard, even for Pinoys. Bonus points to everyone who tried. Full story dito: Unang Gabi sa Bahay ni Kuya.
3. “Pretty and sure,” then suddenly “twins” (8:38)
When asked how she was feeling, Shea said she was nervous “but I’m pretty sure.” The girls heard it as “pretty and sure,” and it became an instant catchphrase. A few seconds later, someone said two of them looked alike, and Bela jumped in to ask if they were “look-alikes.” “We’re twins,” they said, plus “I’m your older sister.” The voice-over joked: fine, Bela, you can join too.
An accidental meme. We’re pretty sure fans will keep coming back to this every time Shea gives an answer that sounds straight out of a pageant Q&A. Full story dito: Unang Gabi sa Bahay ni Kuya.
4. “No need to call me big bro” (9:45)
Primo was being polite, so he called Raheel “big bro” while asking if he goes to the gym. Raheel’s quick reply: “No need to call me ‘big bro.'” Primo explained he’s just used to being respectful. Cute and awkward, and the start of a friendship.
A polite “big bro” that got politely turned down. Simple exchange lang, but this is where the Primo and Raheel friendship started. Full story dito: Unang Gabi sa Bahay ni Kuya.
5. The sink that suddenly ran dry (17:47)
Cianne and Lans were amazed by Kuya’s smart sink, until the water suddenly stopped. “Big Brother, there’s no water!” The twist? Someone had turned the faucet earlier. “Yes, it was my fault!” came the confession. The whole kitchen cracked up.
Our favorite kind of comedy: someone owning up right away that they turned it off. No blaming, puro tawanan lang. Full story dito: House Tour sa Bagong Bahay.
6. The Queen Mother’s bed (20:59)
When the girls were picking beds, Winwyn chose the spot near the door because she’s always awake before the alarm, a habit from being a mom. Her promise: “I’ll wake all of you up.” Then came a fight over another bed, complete with “I saw her gaze” and “I’m only joking!” So many screams, so much laughter.
Nanay mode activated on Day 2. The first night isn’t even over, and the girls’ room already has its ate. Full story dito: House Tour sa Bagong Bahay.
7. “Big Brother, what’s a plasma?” (23:36)
When Kuya told them to look at the “plasma” in front of them, Bela asked straight up: “Big Brother, what’s a plasma?” For those who don’t know, the plasma is the TV screen in Kuya’s house, and since then it has become part of Bela’s vocabulary. (Remember her “kahit sa plasma lang” in the Day 6 funny moments.)
An honest question, and we think a lot of viewers didn’t know the answer either. Thank you, Bela. Full story dito: Big Coin Task.
8. “Give our coin back to us!” (29:13)
During the Big Coin task, the girls noticed one of their coins was missing. “Hey! You removed our coin from here!” “Why would we do that?” Teamwork turned into a boys versus girls chase. The full story is in the Big Coin task post, including Kuya’s “Boys, you’re doing it wrong.”
The season’s first “fight” was over a rubber coin. If every fight in the house were like this, the whole season would be so peaceful. Full story dito: Big Coin Task.
9. The pamahiin that turned into horror (37:12)
While cleaning up after dinner, Mikee shared her mom’s pamahiin: if you clean up while someone is still eating, you’ll never get married. Someone added that you’d supposedly “change form” too. The reaction: “Why did it suddenly turn into horror?” Details in the first dinner post.
From pamahiin to a horror story in a matter of seconds. Mikee had the most unexpected comedy timing of the night. Full story dito: Unang Hapunan.
Our ranking: top 3 of Day 2
- “You’re like a small tree.” First joke, first laugh, and the start of Anthony’s gentle giant image.
- The sink that ran dry. Because of the instant confession. No drama, just laughs.
- The pamahiin turned horror. We did not expect Mikee to be the one scaring everyone on the first night.
What we noticed: almost every funny moment on Day 2 came from differences in language and culture. English speakers learning Tagalog, Pinoys learning what a “plasma” is. We think this will be the biggest source of comedy this season, especially with Kapuso and Kapamilya stars sharing one house.
Which one was the funniest for you?
It’s only the first night, but you can already see who the natural comedians are. For kilig moments, we have separate posts per pair, like Robbie and Mikee. Check out the Day 3 funny moments too for the next round of laughs.
Read next
- Next funny round-up: Funny Moments sa Day 3 ng PBB Collab 3.0: ‘Jef Ong,’ ‘Kobie,’ Free Food, and the Rice That Never Got Cooked
- New sa Collab format? Read the PBB Collab Edition explainer.
- Kilalanin ang lahat ng housemates sa Housemates hub.
