If there’s an episode packed with unintentional comedy, this is it. Here are the PBB Collab 3.0 funny moments from Day 3 (October 26, 2026): names gotten wrong, a toilet that acts like a housemate, and breakfast with no rice. The fuller story is in the confession room post and the first morning recap. Here are the scenes that made us laugh the most, with timestamps.
1. “I had my nose done. I’m kidding.” (2:47)
In the confession room, Bela shared that she had her nose done, something she saved up for over three years in Japan. The delivery is what makes it funny: “I had my nose done. I’m kidding,” except it was actually true. She said it’s still a little crooked, but “it’s okay, I’ll just let it be.” Even Kuya laughed: “Is it crooked? I don’t think so.”
An “I’m kidding” that wasn’t really a joke at all. Bela’s deadpan delivery here is just so good. Full story dito: Confession Room sa Unang Gabi.
2. “Jef Ong” and “Kobie”: the name game (4:17)
Kuya asked Bela who the most handsome boy was. Her answer: the content creator who always says “I got this” and looks kind. His name? “Jef Ong?” She meant Jeo. The twist: in his own confession, Jeo said Anthony was a straight English speaker “and Kobie too.” “Kobie? You mean Robbie?” Kuya asked. Sorry, Robbie. Everyone’s fair game now.
For us, this is the funniest moment of Day 3. Nothing is more Pinoy than trying to guess your crush’s name. Full story dito: Confession Room sa Unang Gabi.
3. “Hello, toilet!” (8:49)
For Lans, the best feature of the new house is the talking toilet. “Hello, toilet? I’m here.” Kuya asked: maybe that’s the 17th housemate? Lans’s reply: “Is the toilet a housemate now, Big Brother? The toilet has a woman’s voice!”
The 17th housemate is a toilet. Kuya’s timing is what really won the scene. Full story dito: Confession Room sa Unang Gabi.
4. “Plus, the food’s free, Big Brother!” (9:43)
Kuya asked Primo why he joined. He was honest: at first he didn’t really want to, a friend just pushed him. But there’s a bonus: “Plus, the food’s free, Big Brother! I get to live here, sleep here, and eat for free. I’m just going to stay at your house, then!” Relatable.
Probably the most honest reason anyone has ever given for joining PBB, in our opinion. Respect, Primo. Full story dito: Confession Room sa Unang Gabi.
5. Jeo’s hotel-style bed (19:40)
While everyone was fixing their beds on the first morning, Jeo went all out: square corners, no wrinkles, like a hotel. He said he learned it from his tito, who trained in hotel room setup. In the middle of it all, you could hear “Sorry, Natnat, I’ll fix yours.” Perfectionist mode, already on Day 3.
It wasn’t meant to be a joke, but the effort was hilarious. One housemate went full hotel housekeeping on the very first morning. Full story dito: Unang Umaga.
6. The mystery of the uncooked rice (21:52)
Bela was assigned to the rice, but Calix apparently volunteered, “so I let him do it.” Fast forward: the rice got washed, but nobody plugged in the rice cooker. “Did someone cook rice?” “It was you.” “He washed it.” The best line came from Bela: “I don’t know what happened, because I took a shower.” Bread for breakfast, then. The full investigation is in the first morning post.
A mystery nobody solved. It’s funny for now, but let’s remember this once nominations start. Full story dito: Unang Umaga.
7. “It’s pangit” (28:15)
During the memory box sharing, Nicole showed what was in her box, and before she even pulled it out, she got ahead of everyone: “It looks quite ugly now. It’s pangit.” Everyone laughed, until out came the teddy her Nana in England gave her. One Tagalog word, perfect timing.
She roasted her own teddy before anyone else even got to see it. Classic self-roast. Full story dito: Memory Box Part 1.
Our ranking: top 3 of Day 3
- “Jef Ong.” The perfect mix of kilig and sablay.
- “Hello, toilet!” Because of Kuya’s 17th housemate line.
- “Plus, the food’s free.” The most honest answer of the season so far.
The pattern we noticed: most of Day 3’s laughs came from the confession room. When a housemate is alone with Kuya, their real humor comes out. Past seasons were the same: the confession room is usually where the most viral clips come from.
Who was the funniest on Day 3?
Day 3 proves that the best comedy isn’t scripted. For kilig moments, we have separate posts per pair, like Robbie and Mikee. Go back to the Day 2 funny moments and watch out for Day 4.
Read next
- Next funny round-up: Funny Moments sa Day 4 ng PBB Collab 3.0: Primo’s ‘Not a Crybaby,’ a Garden Freestyle, and Robbie’s ‘Herbs and Spice’
- New sa Collab format? Read the PBB Collab Edition explainer.
- Kilalanin ang lahat ng housemates sa Housemates hub.
